Heard this on the radio and was cracking up through the whole thing. Hope you enjoy!
*Coin his own Nickname
*Use a wallet that fastens with velcro
*Play hacky sack
*Hang poster with tape or thumb tacks
*Take a camera to a nude beach
*Let his Father do his taxes
*Shout out a response to "Are you ready to rock?"
*Name pets after middle earth creatures
*Wear concert t-shirts
*Sleep on a bare mattress
*Organize a Party Bus
*Put less than $10 in a gas tank
*Say 2 pts every time he throws something in the trash
*Say goodbye to anyone by tapping his chest and even to so much as whisper "Peace Out"
*Use 69 as his jersey number
*Play sports as if he is still in high school
*Should go on Spring Break
*Wear a ball cap backwards
Do you have any others????