Sunday, July 5, 2009

Things Men Should Not do Past 30

Heard this on the radio and was cracking up through the whole thing. Hope you enjoy!

*Coin his own Nickname
*Use a wallet that fastens with velcro
*Play hacky sack
*Hang poster with tape or thumb tacks
*Take a camera to a nude beach
*Let his Father do his taxes
*Shout out a response to "Are you ready to rock?"
*Name pets after middle earth creatures
*Wear concert t-shirts
*Air drum
*Sleep on a bare mattress
*Organize a Party Bus
*Put less than $10 in a gas tank
*Say 2 pts every time he throws something in the trash
*Say goodbye to anyone by tapping his chest and even to so much as whisper "Peace Out"
*Keg Stands
*Use 69 as his jersey number
*Play sports as if he is still in high school
*Should go on Spring Break
*Wear a ball cap backwards

Do you have any others????


The Sweet Life said...

I got a good laugh out of these....Kelley still has 7 years to lose some of his habbits.

And they call it puppy love said...

Hah...Cory loves to "air drum"; he even drums on me too, and it hurts! I am glad to tell him he only has 1 yr left! Does Zach do that?

Rebecca said...

No he doesn't. But he was sitting next to me reading the post as I typed it and started druming on me. He said he has 6 more years til he has to stop. Some of those should stop after high school!

Hollyhand House said...

haha...well Riley is 31 and he still air drums and plays the air guitar! haha...somethings they just never stop doing!

Dessert Daughter said...

I immediately thought of Cory when I read the one about the air drums. Me and Jared looked at each other and said "Cory". Anybody who has ridden with Cory in the vehicle has witnessed the air drums. We still love you, Cory.

Dessert Daughter said...

Another one should be:
Move furniture.
Jared's been hurting in his back for three days now after moving a couch and loveseat from an apartment. Nothing tells you you're getting old like back pain.